What began as a symptom of a greater illness called rhyme-disease culminated in chronic puns, both intended and unintended. Mr. Pham’s students, over the past 15+ years, endured his dad-jokes (though he’s still single and yet to father any biological offspring), but this wonder pun was the perfect specimen: a quadruple pun in one, tying not only traditional Catholic terms and symbols (canons, birettas, the St. Benedict Medal), but also featuring our part of the three-layer-prayer of the Church Suffering (in Purgatory), the Church Militant (on earth), and the Church Triumphant (in Heaven).

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The full breakdown:
- Birettas: the little hat Roman Catholic priests used to wear | Berettas: firearms from a 500-year-old Italian weapons manufacturer
- Canons: the Roman Canon is the official Eucharistic prayer of the Roman Catholic Church, and is even older than the New Testament | Cannons: weapons that fire artillery
- Missals: the book containing the prayers and rubrics of the Roman Catholic Mass | Missiles: self-propelled ballistic rockets
- Worship: the praise and adoration Roman Catholics offer to God | Warship: massive ships that carry weapons and soldiers into naval battles
- The letters in the cross: Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux, Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux | these abbreviations are from the Benedictine Cross, a powerful medal with excoriating exorcistic prayers against demons. The phrase means: the Holy Cross be my light, never the dragon be my guide.






Over the years of reading and viewing the testimonies of several exorcists, I have realized that the more I was aware of the Evil One, the more I knew his limitations, weaknesses, and powerlessness against our Lord Jesus. Rather than increase my fear, knowledge of Satan’s abilities and tricks actually increased my confidence in the Catholic Church and her King. Because of this, I am sharing these best-of-the-best resources of exorcism experiences, hoping they help you as much as they have helped me grow in faith.
Today, for the Feast of Mother Mary’s birthday (every September 8th!), I decided to take a break and celebrate with a show: The Nun (a prequel to
Lastly, the film started drawing some tears from me when the lead character–Sister Irene–decides to profess her final vows amidst terrible evil attacking her. You would think that any sane woman would flee if she knew that the closer she drew to Christ, the more Satan would attack her. But not so for Sister Irene: she knows the truth that Satan would keep attacking anyway, and that her love for Christ was worth the onslaught.